Swooped

Swooped: To get stolen from one's current lover/mate by a new potential suitor.

Pop Culture Immersion Index: 8 out of 10

The Hills is finally over, but the extent of Spencer Pratt's idiocy is far too broad to ignore for the duration of this blog. So, while that demonic, inane piece of flesh is still exceedingly fresh in our minds,

Like a leech, but soul-sucking

I decided to add this entry in order to shed light on a word whose use could actually come to fruition in the days of mistresses and scandals.

Anne Boelyn: Original Swooper

So let this be a lesson to all the tabloids out there! Referring to the act of man/woman stealing as swooping will save you valuable time, and your readers can waste less of their already less than extensive brain power figuring out lots of big words and sentences.

Boelyn 2.0

P.S. Thanks to nippinaintez for a post that mentioned Swooping way back when.

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