Monday, July 19, 2010

Drunk Slob Kabob

Drunk slob kabob: A person whose level of inebriation renders them reckless, ridiculous, and really, really drunk. Coined by Kourtney Kardashian in season 4 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode Blame It on the Alcohol.

Pop Culture Immersion Index (PCII): 8 out of 10
Okay, let's get this out of the way first: Rob Kardashian and Scott Disick are not bad people.

But, according to this episode, everyone can get a little out of control.
Well, almost everyone

While in Las Vegas preparing for Kim's birthday party/night where people pay more to be at a club because Kim will be there, Scott and Rob went to the hotel bar and got SLOSHED. Seriously, like smashing furniture and wrestling sloshed. This is when Kourtney, in her angriest monotone possible, told them to stop acting like drunk slob kabobs. She probably should of added "and don't go shoving money into people's mouths later", but in retrospect, there was only, like, a 25% chance that that could happen.


Actual sign

Thanks Kardashians! Your improvisational vocabulary will surely be a recurring topic on the Pop Culture Dictionary.

P.S. Season 5 starts in August 2010. Get excited!



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