Speidi

Drumroll please....

I will commence this blog with a pop culture term that I believe exemplifies our current pop culture.

Speidi: a portmanteau constructed by combining the names Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, a couple featured on MTV's "reality" series The Hills .

Pop Culture Immersion Index: 4 out of 10.

Speidi

1 part Spencer Pratt

1 part Heidi Montag

Directions:

1. Mince.

2. Stir in 2 gallons silicone

3. Add a dash of collagen

4. Sprinkle in some sociopath

5. Bring to slow boil

6. Simmer 5 seasons

7. Remove from heat. Serve lukewarm, finished with soul crystals.

Less scary than real life

Speidi started dating in season two of the hills. They then set out on a conquest to ruin everything/everyone they come into contact with, sort of a reverse king Midas.

Instead of gold, emotional ruin.

"It" started out relatively normally, with fights over apartment decor and vengeful pregnancy threats, but then began raining a hellfire of terribleness the likes of which the world has rarely seen. Speidi seems to survive on a mixture of bad press, muscle milk, and blonde. Rarely is a person(s/?) universally disliked by the media, but this can be said for Speidi. Whether it's Heidi's EXTREME plastic surgery

This guy fooled more people

or Spencer's $500,000 crystal obsession,

Unfortunately not Kryptonite

people can't get enough of talking shit on Speidi. This term may soon become outdated, as a breakup is rumored. But unfortunately, while Spencer may be out of the picture, Heidi has a new reality TV show coming up soon, so don't expect for her, whatever is left of her at least, to thankfully fall into oblivion.

P.S. Thanks to Glenn Francis at www.PacificProDigital.com for the original Spencer/Heidi pics.