The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like: Isaiah Mustafa, known sometimes by his alias God, is the man that all men aspire to smell like. He was popularized by a series of Old Spice commercials in 2010.

Pop Culture Immersion Index: 2 out of 10

While one's exposure to pop culture, and more specifically the internet isn't hugely important to this entry, I believe that TMYMCSL's awesomeness deserves special attention. Really special. Because it was too easy, Mustafa quit the NFL to pursue a career in attractiveness full time.

Side effect: Beauty-induced blindess

Through the simultaneous combination of a mind-powered aligning of the cosmos/divine intervention/most beautiful nuclear meltdown on record Mustafa became TMYMCSL. His upper body is know the most well known in history

"So, do you do chest and tris together? What about carbs?"

and his personality is sure to net Old Spice at least a trillion in revenue over the next few weeks. He added to his already immense popularity by recently responding to questions and comments from Twitter and YouTube. That's like having your pee-wee game coached by Vince Lombardi.

Now with more copper!

So thank you oh manliest of man, most decadent of dudes, and most smellgoodiest of swingers for all the insight you offer us heathens on smelling good and taking care of the ladies. And some hilarious commercials.